Quotes Edit

“The Gods Help Them That Help Themselves” - Greek meme.

“Put your faith in Allah, but tie your camel.” - Hadith about Muhammad.

(Modern Retelling)

“Reality to be commanded must be obeyed.” -- Francis Bacon

“If the mountain does not come to Muhammad, Muhammad will go to the mountain.” -- Francis Bacon

“If I am not to myself, who will be? And if I am only to myself, who am I? And if not now - when?” -- Hillel

Joke: The Believer Rabbi - “God helps them that help God helps them.”

Parodies Edit

  • Emma Watson Fact - “If the mountain does not come to Emma Watson, she won’t bother visiting it. It would be the mountain’s loss, really.”