Original Edit

xkcd: Perl Problems Edit

xkcd: Perl problems:

Two figures stand facing each other. One is wearing sunglasses.

Figure with sunglasses: If you're havin' Perl problems I feel bad for you, son-

Figure with sunglasses: I got 99 problems,

Figure with sunglasses: so I used regular expressions.

Figure with sunglasses: Now I have 100 problems.

Problem (Ariana Grande song) Edit

wikipedia:Problem (Ariana Grande song)

  • "Got one less problem without you."
  • "I've got 99 problems but you won't be one."

The Key of Awesome Parody Edit

Ariana Grande - Problem ft. Iggy Azalea PARODY! Key Of Awesome #87

«Well, it's one less paycheck.»

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, I've got 99 verses, but they ain't that good.

Bart Baker Parody Edit

Bart Baker Parody

Summerschool at the NSA Edit

SGlau: So? How’s life?

Andrew: It sucks.

Daniel: Yes, it sucks.

SGlau: Ninety-nine problems, eh?

Daniel: And a bitch ain’t one? yes!

Andrew: Actually, I have a hundred problems.

SGlau: Ah, a significant other?

Andrew: Yes, and me being a soldier here makes her really bitchy.

SGlau: Nice, what is her name?

Andrew: Her name is Felicia, Ma’am.

SGlau: Nice name.

Andrew: Yes, nice name.

SGlau: I suppose serving here at the NSA is also one of your problems?

Daniel: Hey, this place is at least ninety of my problems.

Andrew: I wish it was less than that for me too. I was actually happier in Afghanistan.




SGlau: Yes, you are right. I’m here to kick some serious NSA ass (not in the physical sense, of course), and make sure you two have ten and nine problems respectively.




Daniel: Hey! How about one of us escorting you?

Andrew: Yeah, but who?

Daniel: Andrew, how about you this time?

Andrew: Heh — sure! If only to make my girlfriend jealous.

SGlau: And more bitchy!

Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris/etc. facts Edit

#perl-cats "In Soviet Russia" Fortune Edit

“I’ve got 99 problems but kent\n ain’t one.”

From IRC Edit

  <rindolf>  Yes, I’m single - I’ve got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.
  <rindolf>  And yes, I realise that the guy who said that (Jay-Z) now has a 100th problem (a bitch)
             and a 101st problem (a child).

(See “Jay-Z entry” from the Beyoncé wikipedia.)

(P.S: and now he reportedly has even more problems: a reported affair with his wife's sister, and a rumored divorce).